how are her handjobs

> “You weren’t just daydreaming about robot handjobs were you Sandmich?” <What? Oh, um, no, you’re thinking of someone else 🙄

Poor girl, she's probably had a tough life. She seems very nice and down to earth. I hope her condition isn't genetic, hopefully a nice bloke gives her a chance and her kids don't suffer from the same condition. This is is also one of those cases where the use CRISPR gene editing would have been useful. The only question arises is: if you change one genetic code, how does that impact the rest of the genes ? Would her personality have been different if she was normal ? Its tough to answer but its one of those things where i would ultimately defer to her parents decision (as long as they are of sound mind themselves and not mentally ill freaks or psychos)

I dunno, removable hands that kung fu grip in close proximity could go a long way

In her case, it would have had to have been pre-screening the of the parents sperm and egg combinations for potential abnormalities, i.e. intervention before egg fertilization. However that is ultimately an exercise in probability. Her condition is very rare thus even testing egg and sperm combos beforehand might not have helped. On the other hand, re-growing limbs is something scientists are working. There's multiple amphibian and other species that seem to be able to re-grow limbs and they study those for possible applications in medicine ... but i wouldn't get my hopes up unless they can prove in a lab that they re-grow a monkey's cut off hand somehow.