"COPS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this store before. There could be COPS anywhere." His methed up heart pounded against his bare chest. "I HATE COPS" he thought. Angry chimp noises reverberated the entire store, making it pulsate even as the lethal dose of fentanyl circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of police. "With a fake 20, you can buy anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st Not a single mask in sight. Just people living in the moment

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st contender for POTD

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st what's the origin of this copypasta? it is hilarious

@Type_Other@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st thanks

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