One of the reasons I quit drinking was because the other girls would be like"Oh my god, I'm so drunk, Oh no, my boobs just fell out of my top."And I'd be like"Oh my god, I'm so drunk, your parents didn't love you and you'll never have a successful relationship because you're a whore."There were some fistfights.

Dealing with drunk women is a Herculean task

That's based I hate drunk whores.

Men have is worse than women in that respect; you guys have to be all gentle and non violent. I always found that a good right hook or a tit punch was pretty effective in ending whatever drunken whore issue was at hand. I was not always the kind, sweet, genteel, lady I am today.

There is nothing to like about a drunken whore if you're a decent human being.

They're a lot more exciting when you're a kid, now it's just gross and a little sad.

I can only be so sad for people begging for attention.