THIS AIN'T A FUCKING JOKE

WHAT THE FUCK

jeder - https://pl.jeder.pl/users/jeder ?

@jeder@pl.jeder.pl cool census

@pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz @jeder@pl.jeder.pl i think it's saying, did you have sex last week and how big is your pp

@fluffy@social.handholding.io @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz his pp

@MxCraven@is.nota.live @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz there are questions regarding if you had sex in polish 2021 census, first one is "did you have sex last week", second one is "Please enter name and surname of person you had sex with", and first one is "Male name detected, please select partner's dick size"

@jeder@pl.jeder.pl @MxCraven@is.nota.live @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz it's obviously april fools

@fp@fuwa.pink @MxCraven@is.nota.live @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz only if

@fluffy@social.handholding.io @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz @jeder@pl.jeder.pl more like >did you have sex (yes/no) >blah blah answer truthfully or we'll fine you (big scary warning) >who did you have sex with >male name detected. how big is his penis amazing, what a census

@fp@fuwa.pink @jeder@pl.jeder.pl @MxCraven@is.nota.live @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz no... everything on the internet is real... ur lying...

@jeder@pl.jeder.pl @MxCraven@is.nota.live @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz please answer 18+ if you happen to get that question, we must win the international penis championship by any means

@nosleep@neckbeard.xyz @jeder@pl.jeder.pl @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz wow you're better at this than i am

@fluffy@social.handholding.io @jeder@pl.jeder.pl @pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz i have the power of google translate on my side