Im submitting a patent of dildo shaped suspended seats for ultra low cost airlines. Staff will hang the commuter via the anus to the wings of the plane. This has never been done before. Using the exterior space of the plane for carriage

@IAMAL_PHARIUS@poa.st All they have to do is make rows of bunk beds with less headroom, and it would be an actual improvement. I don't understand why they want to do this weird standing stuff.