@Waldbrand@poa.st i dun geddit

All Tommorrows is a Book about a Sadistic Alien Race landing on Earth and doing Evolutionary Experiments with Humanity, purposefully creating Species not fit for a good Life.

WAIT A SECOND IIRC THE ALIENS ARE JUST HUMANS ADAPTED TO LIVING IN SPACE AND THE FUCKED UP EVOLUTIONARY EXPERIMENTS ARE INITIALLY JUST DIFFERENT ADAPTATIONS OF HUMANITY LIKE, THE BIG SPLIT IS BETWEEN THE GUYS WHO GO INTO SPACE VS THE GUYS WHO STAY THE ONES WHO STAY END UP RELYING ON TECH SO MUCH THEY BECOME COMPLETELY UNFIT TO LIVE WITHOUT TECH MEANWHILE THERE'S AMISH WHO KEEP ON CHOOGLIN ANC THEN THE TECH HEDONISTS GO "BIOLOGY IS JUST TECH, WE CAN'T REPRODUCE AND WILL DIE OUT SOON, SO LET'S MAKE HUMANOIDS BIOLOGICALLY ADAPTED TO THEIR ENVIRONMENT AND THEY'LL GO AND LIVE WHEN WE'RE GONE" AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER THE SPACE GUYS RETURN AND JUST TREAT THESE DEMIHUMANS AS ANIMALS

OH OKAY, I JUST KNOW THE ARTWORKS.

ALSO MANDATORY PUG SKULL

He's just a little guy cursed from birth (like me)

WHAT HAS BEEN FUCKED THROUGH LONG TERM DELIBERATE ACTION CAN LIKEWISE BE UNFUCKED OR AMELIORATED THROUGH LONG TERM DELIBERATE ACTION

WHAT THE FUCK DID MY BRAIN BLOCK THEM OUT OR SOMETHING IT IS THE SAME BOOK AS THE ONE THESE YETIS ARE FROM, RIGHT?

WELL NO, NOT REALLY. ANY REAL EXAMPLES OF EVOLUTION OF ANY KIND IS LOSS OF GENETIC INFO, NOT GAIN. YOU CAN'T HECKIN SCIENCE YOUR FACE BACK.

YOU CAN BREED THE PUG DYSGENICS OUT OF EXISTENCE WITH THE SAME KIND OF DIRECTED BREEDING PROGRAM IT TOOK TO BUTCHER THEM INTO PUGS IN THE FIRST PLACE IN FACT THERE ARE ALREADY CLUBS DOING THAT, IT'S CALLED THE RETRO PUG PROGRAM SOVIETS DID IT TO THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

I HOPE SO BECAUSE THE LITTLE GUYS DON'T DESERVE THIS.

OBLIGATORY

LIEK IF U CRI EVERYTIEM

I've heard this one. That: the grays are actually humanity from the far flung future where technology has left them with giant eyes and brains but atrophied bodies so they are all small and diminutive. And they aren't really from far out in space they are from Earth and are just time traveling back to see where they went wrong evolutionary. Ancient Aryan Astronauts

The product of gay men and crazy females mostly

This is basically the plot of the XCOM reboot, alien overlords looking for new host species that is physically strong while also psychically gifted.

YEAH BUT IT'S REALLY HARD AND THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS

so dog show people

MAKING A HEALTHY RETRO PUG WOULD ENTAIL BASICALLY REBREEDING THE BREED BACK INTO EXISTENCE, AND I DON'T KNOW IF THE PUG'S ANCESTOR BREEDS ARE STILL AROUND (BESIDES MAYBE THE PEKINGESE)

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