Not entirely sure why I made an account here, but it seems pretty chill.

Lotus It is, it's pretty nice, now list your fetishes as per tradition

Tomoh Oh shit. Uhhhh, feet and armpits are pretty cool. Can't go wrong with lolis either if that counts.

Lotus "I'm sorry, gimme just a second to look at the menu, you know, the menu I've seen at least once a week in my entire pathetic adult life that never significantly changes in any way, much like what I do every day. Just like I will keep going to my 9-5, 8-4, whatever the fuck, every single fucking day, I'm going to pull up to this fucking speaker and ask you for 30 seconds of your time, and EVERYONE ELSES TIME BEHIND ME, before I FINALLY ask for a quarter pounder meal, no onions, large fries, and a diet coke for the seventh fucking time this month. FUCK! The only god dam thing I am looking forward to change is when I can come in and get that limpdick pork product you have the shame to call a rib of any kind, slathered in corn syrup over and over until you take that away from me too- oh ok, I think I know what I want now. Sorry to hold you up. Yeah I'll have- you know what? I'll have the McNuggets today. Thanks."

Lotus Another feet lover lets gooooooooooo :hk416_hyper: