Women are going to stop being whores!? Trump is making America great again already without even being in office yet

Best timeline

@TrevorGoodchild@poa.st Shadilay 🥂

Sorry bitch, I decided playing a villain is way more fun

Being the 'bad guy' in someone else's story always is

I haven’t felt male loneliness since I was 15 years old.

They always attack you with what hurts them the most. NPCs can't comprehend how much males crave the stark beauty of solitude and quiet

Men are built for solitude, women are not.

Being alone in nature and relaxing is fucking nice, especially with a good book

Just watch out for wendigos.

I've heard of this "wendussy" thing but that doesn't sound like its for me. Gotta watch out for skin walkers as well

Skinwalkers are just injuns with transformation powers. Keep a bottle of firewater and a pack of smokes in your bag to place on the trail before backing away, they'll leave you alone.

Wendigos are just hungry injuns who ate the long pig

The best way to repel wendigos is to remind them of the Washington Redskins and that Kansas City Chiefs fans dress up like them and do the "tomahawk chop" during football games. That will cause them to go into politically correct shock and explode while saying that "our culture is not yours to appropriate"