I think the shorts keep getting shorter year after year

The wooden doors keep getting more wooden year after year

This girl just walked in front of me and I couldn't help but look at her ass cheek that was popping out of her shorts. What the heck.

your pervy old man is showing

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I was a lifeguard and thankfully never had to turn down anyone on the slides for being too fat