This shit is revolting but it sure does get your digestive system operating at 100%

@NatePlastic@poa.st bruh it aint that bad

@mnswpr@poa.st If you like sour acidic milk maybe

@NatePlastic@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st or do yogurt or saurkraut or kimchi etc

@Chef@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st my reaction in order

@NatePlastic@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st bro fermentation is an intimate part of our race's bioevolution. Quit eating shit and fix your gut.

@Chef@poa.st @NatePlastic@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st bro I ate sauerkraut for weeks and never felt different. I tried that Kombucha shit and gave myself an ulcer. DONT FALL FOR THE MEME

@boscallian@poa.st @NatePlastic@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st everyone eats fermented foods differently. Find what works for you and stick to it.

@Chef@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @NatePlastic@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st For me it's gonna be kimchi and kraut. And pickles

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @Chef@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st I can't stand the smell of sauerkraut but I like the taste

@NatePlastic@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @Chef@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st That's weird since smell and taste are related senses.

@AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Chef@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st It smells like rot and spoiled plant matter and tastes not like rot and spoiled plant matter

@NatePlastic@poa.st @Chef@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st But it is rot and spoiled plant matter

@AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Chef@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st lol yeah I know, which is weird because I like the taste

@NatePlastic@poa.st @AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st I can just tell none of y'all were raised by parents that fed y'all ferments and it makes me sad. For yogurt get Bulgarian. Greek yogurt is a gimmick

@Chef@poa.st @NatePlastic@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st how the fuck my mom gonna feed me the firmament? she can't fly up there and scrape it of the skydome, retard.

@Chef@poa.st @AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st "just get this super rare and expensive yogurt bro!" I don't live in europe or some fancy hipster area

@NatePlastic@poa.st @AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st then have some fucking agency and inoculate heated milk with lactobacillus bulgaricus and streptococcus thermophilus. All you're doing is giving me excuses. No reason why you shouldn't eat like a king. Food deserts are for niggers and the lazy.

@Chef@poa.st @AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @boscallian@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st "just create your own yogurt industry"

@NatePlastic@poa.st @Chef@poa.st @AirTightWoodDoor@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st the GOP doesn’t care about Big Yogurt