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Incel logic. Just dump loads in her. Simple as.

Picking between 4 options is so lame. If I'm gonna engineer my kids, I want to give them something fun like electric eel genes so they can shock people on command.

Going full CRISPR on this bitch. ABCC11 gene located on chromosome 16q12.1 so your kid isn't smelly. Two instances of the mighty mouse gene so they're physically powerful, skinny, and long lived. Let's go full super-soldier on this bitch.

mushroom_soup - https://poa.st/users/mushroom_soup can't wait for these parents to sue in 16-20 years like "YOU SAID HE'D BE TALL AND PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND LITERALLY EINSTEIN" when they fed the kid like a dumpster and gave him an iPad at age 3. weeks.

> so your kid isn't smelly What if they want to be?

Tough. I'M THE GOD! This child shall be bent to my every whim! I might even just sneak some genetic diseases in there just to remind them who's really in charge!

@r000t@ligma.pro @mushroom_soup@poa.st We're moving into the Gundam SEED timeline now, an interesting developmemt