Wait, biology is real? https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/mh5lz7/why_are_mass_shootings_only_perpetuated_by_males/

@alex@gleasonator.com [i]there's someone you've forgotten[/i]

@RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc @alex@gleasonator.com she didn't kill anyone else, though, and so would only require a slight revision: "Why are [successful] mass shootings perpetuated by males?"

@apropos@freespeechextremist.com @RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc @alex@gleasonator.com Males are always better at everything aside from getting pregnant.

@Ricotta@yggdrasil.social @apropos@freespeechextremist.com @alex@gleasonator.com [i]soon[/i]

@RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc @alex@gleasonator.com QUEEN

@RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc @Ricotta@yggdrasil.social @alex@gleasonator.com @apropos@freespeechextremist.com am I crazy or does the birth canal slam directly into the wall of the anal cavity? I can't help but feel like that's going to be a problem somewhere down the line

@RustyCrab@kiwifarms.cc @Ricotta@yggdrasil.social @alex@gleasonator.com @apropos@freespeechextremist.com if you do it lovey-dovy missonary style its possible to impregnate the Alstolfo. But, if you do it doggy style you'll miss the uterus entirely. 🧠