*Today on Fedi Feud, a federation server that is never the elephant in the room, it's the Mastodon family! And from Finland, you know them, you love them, it's the Pleroma family!* *You are about to see these two servers battle it out for a $10 in cookies, cause it's time to play the Fedi Feud!* *Now here's the star of our show, H. Faust!*

Thank you, thank you! Good night everybody and welcome back to another edition of Fedi Feud! What a week to be off the air, but my vacations to the Chilean beaches could not wait! Enough chit-chat, let's play the feud!

Good luck everybody. We surveyed 100 male fedi users, top 6 answers are on the board, you have to find the most popular one. This is the only way to get the points. Name something men probably lie about most

@hfaust@shitposter.world their job

@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st I'm not a janitor, I'm the chief executive of hygiene, show me "their job"

@hfaust@shitposter.world That's awfully low.

@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Just like your salary.

@gav@clubcyberia.co @hfaust@shitposter.world You found the #1 answer.

@gav@clubcyberia.co The male plight, show me "they are fine"

Not being bald

@hfaust@shitposter.world @gav@clubcyberia.co Survey sucks and lied to you. I'm calling the producers.

@hfaust@shitposter.world they even lied about it in the poll, i flew too close to the sun

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st The tough choice of having hair or having sex, show me "not being bald"

@gav@clubcyberia.co We took the poll outside of an Irish bar.

@hfaust@shitposter.world fighting skill

@nerthos@shitposter.world Queue the navy seal copypasta, show me "fighting skill"

Okay, how about "autism" cuz for sure lotta mofos be flaghing that stolen valor autism

@hfaust@shitposter.world You know what we men lie about. Sex! Having sex. Number of sex. Sex, sex, seggs!

@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Higher body count than SEAL Team Six, survey says

Their political beliefs (trying to rizz up the libtard artho

@hfaust@shitposter.world How much they hate jews