"Sim sim salabim, my Arabian friend! Death to America!" "Us Phoenicians are not Arabs, you son of a thousand whore dogs, we are a proud and ancient --" "Oh! I've been to the Phoenix airport! Are you a Native American? Mohican? Aztec? Guatemalan? I'm so sorry for the stolen land!" "No! Phoenician as in Lebanese, you imbecile!" "Did you know that I have an authentic Navajo dreamcatcher in my rape palace?"