You're taking a walk during a dark night when you come across Richard M Stallman on the side of the road, badly wounded and struggling for air, while Microsoft thugs flee the scene. With his final breath, he bestows upon you his blade and orders you to avenge him in the name of Free-as-in-Freedom Software. What will you do?

@tengumatingpress@poa.st adjust freedora and storm the IBM/Red Hat's HQ because they're the real culprit.

@takao@shitposter.club You weren't supposed to realize that until the season one finale, damn it. The blade has magical powers that turns you into a gnu monstergirl and also you're a young woman btw.

@tengumatingpress@poa.st call him a nerd faggot but promise to slay Bill Gates because he's a bigger nerd faggot

@tengumatingpress@poa.st wait, you mean the previous wielder, RMS, was a young woman?

@tengumatingpress@poa.st Achieve the completion of global White Jamahiriya

@takao@shitposter.club Yes, anime RMS is a slightly chubby ara ara type magical girl, this is canon. Try to keep up.

@tengumatingpress@poa.st I devote my years to perfecting GNU Hurd in secret. Finally all non-free blobs will be eliminated forever.

@BellBell@shitposter.club @takao@shitposter.club @tengumatingpress@poa.st hospitals use nonfree software so he can't get treatment. all doctors refused to follow his demands such as using non-gmail services, which is more important to him than his body

@tengumatingpress@poa.st When the call comes, the Hero must answer. I will take up his cause with the gift he gave me.