>You are not allowed in Mexico. As a rule of thumb I only travel to countries that have achieved basic developmental milestones like "water lines that deliver potable drinking water", so we have no problem there, chica. >Don't have margaritas, don't have tequila, no tacos, no enchiladas, none of that. Gonna send your narco cousins to teach me a lesson if I do? "Ey gringo, she said no tacos for you ese, now we gonna cut off your head with a chainsaw cartel style cabrón." LMFAO.

If it means all the beaners leave, her terms are acceptable.

I won't stop eating tacos, but I'm gonna be honest: tacos are fucking mid. Can we just stop putting tacos up on this stupid pedestal like they're the crown jewel of human culinary achievement? They're good, but if I never ate another taco for the rest of my life it wouldn't be some huge loss. Also, tequila is swill that tastes and feels like you're drinking caustic industrial cleaner, they can have it.