Let me paint the picture for you.It's about 30 minutes after a shooting starts. You see armored vehicles. Cops decked out in military gear are taking cover behind each one. Over towards the entrance of the school, you see two police officers literally carrying a woman in handcuffs. She has taser leads sticking out of her.A news crew asks "Is that the shooter?"One of the officers carrying her proudly says, "No, This Individual Was Interfering With An Active Tactical Operation."Just then, you hear more gunshots from inside the school. Which doesn't seem too odd, but over in the parking lot, they're having a press conference. The chief says the while the situation is ongoing, they're not yet engaging the suspect due to concerns of officer safety. They have, however, detained 6 individuals, for interfering in the tactical operation.
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Truth is, again, funnier than any parody I could ever write.What a fucking meme.
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r000t - https://ligma.pro/@r000t So uhWhy not have a breaching slug in one of those fancy-schmancy shotguns they bought with my fucking money
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