Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 10 ( #faggottourney ) : Jonny Fever vs. Blitz First, Jonny Fever! Our beloved Hawaiian drunk has made a tournament debut, and he is out here to fuck your mother and send you death threats! All while making a nice video of himself saying that! How this man has not gotten a visit from the FBI is beyond everyone's understanding, given that people here *have* gotten those visits! An absolute mystery. It's Blitz! They're a lefty in a right-wing world, hated for...well, mostly that. They love them some Kamala Harris, they love them some MSNBC, all of that good liberal stuff. They have mutual beef with a few people over politics, and today is their turn to shine in the spotlight! ...This match is way more fun than the other one! Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

i gotta vote jonny *rat and jonny are fun votes but eventually they will come up against a bigger faggot and i wont be able to vote for them.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com i vote for jonny!

@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @fuknukl@noauthority.social Abstaining when you don't know how to vote is a reasonable move in a democracy.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @fuknukl@noauthority.social if only australia understood this

I vote for Blitz. Even though I haven't seen him around much ever since the USAID money got shut off 🤔

ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating Genuinely no idea who Blitz is, and search isn't turning up anyone that fits the description.I guess voting present.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I vote for Blitz

@cjd@pkteerium.xyz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com its just a coincidence, GOY

ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I vote for the only one who's had Hillary Clinton in his apartment. There's only one reason that would happen. That's right: he's a jew.I vote for Jonny.

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I vote for JOHNNY! https://youtu.be/CmBtdDYWe8A?t=126

@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com blitz is a woman so i vote fever.

I vote for Blitz, because brown women

@jeffcliff@shitposter.world Valid. My understanding is that it's a shared account and that the nomination is going to the male user.

@echoteecat@noauthority.social Their name is a huge fucking pile of numbers and I can never remember it. @11112011@annihilation.social <-This person Also I'm tagging you to remind you that you're in this tournament and also that fuck your shitty username I hate so much that I can't remember it.

@Mamako@poa.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @fuknukl@noauthority.social absolutely niggerlicious

I'm closing this poll in 2 hours to reflect the new schedule.

This poll is closed. Two hours have been shaved off of the normal allotted time to reflect rescheduling. Jonny Fever wins, 29-15. (I could've closed this earlier, but did not).