Please DO NOT announce to the instance when you are going to go spank your wife. This has been a recurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such underdeveloped social skills that they think an instance full of mostly single male strangers would need to know that. No-one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (though you should be suspicious if they do, considering where that hand will shortly be). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.