I really love responding to every "we gotta..." statement with "*we*" in befuddlement Yeah sorry boomer but there ain't any more "*we*" if you're planning on sending the young'ns out to fight the chinks over your 401K

"we can totally take china, russia, AND the middle east at the same time, just send all these loafer kids playing their video games in mommy's basement and we're good to go" (those kids literally daydream about slaughtering the MP's that come to draft them as it is, and their bellies, bongs, and neetbux are full right now. It will be much worse when they're suffering)

Mighty MILF'in Grooming Rangers

Yeah, there's also the option I considered of running innawoods like the /k/indred spirits of old.