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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
I love it when e-girls try to look like a dream girl but their intense, abysmal lack of cooking skill gives you a glimpse into a world where you pretend to love 2/10 low effort food slop
"teehee look I'm perfect right?"
woman WTF is that burger it looks like a slice of lettuce and a tomato what is going on here


Turdicus
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She’s showing a meatless sandwich, implying you’re the meat she needs between her buns obviously. She’s a whore

Victor_Emmanuel 🇻🇦
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Yo woggy, I had a third date today and she agreed to a fourth.


Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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Hey before you know it you'll look down and realize she's living with you already! It's a weird sensation

Victor_Emmanuel 🇻🇦
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we’ll be married before that
*lowers shades intently*
Phil Schedia
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@WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st she tried to make those burgers flatter than her boobs

PapaPole Слава России

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@WashedOutGundamPilot@poa.st What's the matter? Have you never had a BLT(bread, lettuce, and tomato)?

Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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not unless she wants to survive on a "seven hours of walmart greeter pay a week" check

remindmenottopoast
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They use digital filters to narrow their chins and all that other shit, but there's no filter to "insert burger". smh.

Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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For a minute I was wondering if she planned on putting her arby's in there.
But she isn't even THAT creative. Shows how little they have. You think a bachelor's kitchen is bad? Try an E-girl's

Marille
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She already had the whore angle covered (tehe) with the skimpy outfit and pasties on her nipples.

Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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and the tattoos.....
I'm so anti-tat it's a huge turn-off just having a girl start telling me about her tattoo plans.