I hate the word bulbous

what a viscous word

let's explore this. how do you feel about barbaric?

The cat was very bulbous

How about: Turgid Torpid Squammous

Indifferent

how about pustulous?

attack or defend?

Defend.

Unless provoked of course, in that case take no shit from anyone

You're an Iron Hand. Ferrus Manus is dead and you live in a box.