average marvel zogslop be like: "well this is awkward "

the other day i saw a vid by some zoomer talking about how LOTR was very weird to him at first. because he was always waiting for a marvel moment to break the tension. then he realized he grew up with slop. i think about that sometimes

@smugumin@poa.st to a zoomer that has only been feed slop having a proper piece of media must feel like something completely alien. as much as i want to pitty them i can't help but also feel disgust and hatred towards them

@rlier23@detroitriotcity.com Did you pet the Metroid baby?

Samus is a single mom?

SIC_Guy @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com No, but if you know your Metroid 2 and Super Metroid, the last remaining metroid at that time during the series lore didn't know that.

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com Doom and Id were too American with very little common history with Nintendo of Japan for Sakurai to add Doomguy, despite the Nintendo 64 being the console that popularized console FPS's and Doom 64 being a unique cult classic. Wasn't there an homage to Doom, though, in terms of a Mii skin or a sticker in SSBU?

@smugumin@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com I'm so old that I remember a time before everybody hated Joss Whedon.

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Fuck that faggot Sora for getting in the way of kino.

Doomguy got what is called a "Miiject".

I blame Steve as well and karma sure kicked both of those characters in the face.

Shantae or even a deep cut like Jill Dozer would have been far better and appropriate

@smugumin@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com I remember people got mad at Vinny for doing this lol

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com Hey, that is far better than not being acknowledged at all. I wonder if Sakurai has played the original doom. https://www.ssbwiki.com/Doom_Slayer

From what I was told... Sakurai is not a fan of FPS games. Which is why we got ZERO reps of FPS into Smash Bros.

@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st i fuckin nuked the mutated bastard with a power bomb

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com Not everyone is perfect.

@bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar @rlier23@detroitriotcity.com @smugumin@poa.st After this part 1 he so very quickly realized what a nightmare this game would be to deal with, and pre-recorded the 2nd part of the game instead to finish it. That's one of the most damning things for him to have to do with a game, especially if it's not because of idiot fans (seeing as he played at launch, and thus the game had no fans yet).

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st i fuckin hate that we got Steve but Zero is relegated to a goddamn trophy

Steve got turned into Jack Black and Kingdom Hearts 4 looks like a FF7:demake clone.

True, however I reserve the right to call his roster picks are trash.

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st all that is happening to minecraft now is accumulated karma for how horrible microsoft faggots treated notch for not being a raving homosexual

FFS, I would enjoy having the MCs from Astral Chain or Jet Force Gemini.

Saw the same one, guess I'm lucky to have been a TCW/Digimon Adventure kid lol