🎵 Once I was a pirate A bold and savage pirate I flew the skull and crossbones And stamped upon the deck Once I was a camel A handsome sort of camel With princesses aboard me And jewels around my neck Once I was a dancer And once a necromancer I even was a Viking With helmet on my head I might have been a parrot A gay Brazilian parrot If someone hadn't wakened me And pulled me out of bed 🎶