Haters will say this is fake

lmao the hands

Telepod malfunction.

I must confess. Wasn't looking at the hands.

I was looking at the stockings. They need to make short girl stockings. 😔

My missus is also a smoll lady. Finding stockings was a challenge that I ultimately lost.

It's sad. I love girly stuff and they really don't cater to us smol ladies.

Not. Helpful. 👀

How short are we talking here?

A daunting, feral 5'. In my nifty Skechers.

This short.

Hahahaha I wish lol. I can barely reach the bottom shelf 😭

This is beginning to sound a lot like a disability.

Shes not the only short girl here, some of them are practically bellybutton high, its fucking weird. I think theyre 13 years old.

I'm a mature wimman!

its adorable when yall have to ask for something in a cabinet that's an easy reach thanks for your short service

We have a step stool in our kitchen. Even then I'm regularly called to get something from the upper cabinets. Which I absolutely do not mind attending to.

lol smack that ass as a toll, that's what im sayin

Oh yes. this habbens a lot. Missus has a cute ass.

Honestly married men should flat out grope their wives daily. Good for all parties involved.

Several times a day atleast

*must find husband*

God's law is perfect in every way When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken. Deuteronomy 24:5